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marina: i’m so glad we could do this
lana: ya…………………….
grimes: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fka: rotates her head like an owl
waiter: hi ladies how may i help you today?
lana: hellooooo daddddyyyyy…… can i get some…………. pepsi colaaaa?
waiter: so coca cola or pepsi?
lana: yaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
waiter: okay. what about you miss?
grimes: Finger Nails Please
waiter: um miss-
grimes: ODIUFOISDJFOISDJHIUFSDHIUFHSDIHFUISDHFIUSDHFI
marina: claire please this is the 27th restaurant we’ve been to today i don’t want to be banned again
grimes: sowwy uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwu………. Toe Nails Instead…………… Pweez
marina: just give her water. i’ll have-
lana: waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit……………………….. thaaaaaaaank youuuuu mr.presidaaaaant 😉
marina: i haven’t ordered yet
lana: ohhhhh………. sorry………….
marina: i’ll have anything and everything pink, bubblegum, cake, sugar
waiter: okay…….. what about you?
fka:
waiter: miss?
fka: opens her mouth and spiders come out

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